World’s First Digital Feng Shui Compass

This is apparently the world’s first digital Feng Shui Compass.

It is designed to help you make accurate Feng Shui calculations so that you can maximise the flow of Chi and all round good fortune depending how you arrange your furnishings, etc

Feng Shui has come a long way from helping you decide where to live and where to be buried hasn’t it?

The device also comes with a built in ‘Gua Number calculator’ which will “let you make fortunate decisions, find fortunate directions and avoid challenging choices in your life”. Bonus!

It features a 1.5 inch color screen, a rechargeable Lithium Polymer battery and a USB port for charging via a laptop.

Less than fortunately it’ll cost you around £270.00….now, where’s my Magic 8 Ball?