Road Popper – What the……?

So, this thing has been designed for a purpose.

You get a choice of matte gold, glossy gold, matte antique bronze, and glossy antique bronze finishes to the “bronze infused stainless steel”.

But what the heck could they be?

Well my bike-riding friends – the Road Popper is a bike-mounted bottle opener that Chromoly developed for themselves but have graciously offered to share with other thirsty cyclers.

They do underline the fact that the Road Popper is not intended for alcoholic beverages and that Chromoly does not condone cycling while under the influence of alcohol.

So put that 6 pack of 1664 back in your pannier!

If your ride is missing this must have attachment go to Shapeways and pay your €30.70.