For the Homer Simpson in you – or Dough-nu-maticperhaps you’re a beat cop that works to your rules and gets the job done your way.  Or, may be, you just love doughnuts.

Enter the Dough-nu-Matic.  $130US of pure ‘holey’ joy.  Slop some dough mix in one end and a dozen hot doughnuts appear at the other at a rate of 2 per minute (average doughnut dunkin into coffee ratio mehinks!).

Although I can feel my arteries hardeninig just writing about it, I can’t help but feel I need one of these…..and probably larger jeans.