Gamer Grub – Performance Enhancing Snack. Apparently.

Can’t quit or even pause that game just yet even though your gut has started digesting itself as the last thing you chowed on was a Krispy Kreme at breakfast (12:30)?

You need Gamer Grub!

These pods are filled with what are pushed by the PR blurb as crumbless, non-greasy snacks of various flavors that enhance your performance.

Looking at the container I’m guessing you can ‘drink’ this “peformance snacking” food down using only one hand (or perhaps there’s a GG holder for hands-free operation).

Could these snackpods become as ubiquitous as Red Bull and used mainly by the same people who look the exact opposite of the high-performance machines that these brands are supposed to create and enhance?:

Gamer Grub is a great tasting snack that boosts your core gaming systems—such as visual input, cognitive processing, signal transmission and muscle reflexes. Scientifically formulated with essential nutrients and vitamins, Gamer Grub provides a healthy, great tasting snack mix that supports fast reaction times for maximum gaming performance.

I need to test these things out over a weekend-long gaming sesh before making a comment – whether this food-stuff will be more enhancing that a bowl of cashews and such is yet to be seen.

Although I can’t see any guy bumping into a sexy young lady in the checkout queue with a basket of Gamer Grub having much luck in the chatting-up game.

You lose: Finish him!!