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Peacekeeper 400 – The Patent Finished Knuckle-Dusting Purse

by Jay Garrett on July 6, 2009

peacekeeperYou’re a lady about town, you already have an Umbuster but need that little bit more to ensure that no ne’re do wells try to chat you up.

Well, this natty little purse I spied on LikeCool might be the ideal accessory.

Although it looks like a handy bit of kit the built-in knuckle duster featured on the Peacekeeper 400 is actually made of foam – darn it!!

I still reckon that any sleazy low-life may think twice about approaching a loan woman in a bar carrying this bag and at $85 this is affordable fashion as well.

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Umbuster – Part Knuckle Duster, Part Umbrella – Totally Cool

by Jay Garrett on November 24, 2008

At the start of Spring (I think it was) this was a mere concept.

Now the rain-stopping thuggery better known as the Umbuster is official – things are looking nasty for bad weather!

It is now available as a bespoke item so you can slip your fingers through that metal ‘handle’ and give those other pedestrians that look that means “please remove yourself from my path. I do believe I have the right of way old chap” with a certain glint in your eye.

This level of inclement weather smugness will cost you around £190 and be sure to check weather (arf!) you’re legally permitted to own one.

Apparently it is classed as a Class 5 weapon in parts of Australia-a-a-a-a-a! (just for those Rhianna fans that were waiting for a pun :) )

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