by Jay Garrett on November 17, 2009
Were you one of those that sat for hours and painstakingly worked on drawing curved lines with your Etch-A-Sketch?
Just to prove that the kids these days get everything waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too easy there’s a new Etch-A-Sketch on the block and it goes by the trendy name – Freestyle.
Yup, this fresh, new version of the classic has taken any remote challenge out of making a decent picture on the graphic toy.
Remember using the two dials that controlled the AB and XY axis in order to guide the drawing tool around? You see I don’t. I never had one. I just used to watch the other children laughing with glee as they brandished their bright red toys…………..
Well, on this so called ‘Freestyle’ version they’ve managed to simplify it for the little angels.
Instead of having a pair of knobs to twiddle this funky version has a single trackball style effort that swivels around in a show-offish 360 degrees.
This new-age curvy nonsense can be won in exchange for $14.99 so ideal for Christmas Secret Santa’s or if you want to spoil your children.
Here’s something else to help make me feel my age; darn it!!
Back in my day (yes we had colour television back then!) one of simplest playground games to play was tag/tig.
All you needed was a bunch of folk – no other equipment was required. If you had a tennis ball then 4 square or Punch would have happend.
So tig or tag, depending where you’re from, basically involved running wildly round the playground if you were ‘It’ trying to tag or tig anyone who got in your path.
For some reason these days you can’t play that without lasers shooting from your hands.
Simply strap one onto your wrist and send a beam at your opponent by creating a fist – kinda like laser Wolverine claws I guess.
The tagging gloves have a 45 metres range, and a sound bar that gives you ‘authentic’ shooting noises, and the glove will even measure how many lives you have left.
Each player starts with five which decrease every time they get hit, and seeing as it’s not that expensive I expect kids of all ages to be sporting these soon.
I’m thinking bout getting some for the festivals – good drunken sport methinks